#college football #Miami #Hurricanes #coral gables #Florida State #wordbyfernie #LatinBeatsVibe: Be nice to Brad and enjoy the rest of College Foot...: By Fernie Ruano Jr. There’s still over 72 hours remaining before Brad Kaaya can give college football nerds residing in Coral Gables,...
Friday, 29 August 2014
By Fernie Ruano Jr. There’s still over 72 hours remaining before Brad Kaaya can give college football nerds residing in Coral Gables, or nerds living in Coral Gables or anywhere near Coral Gables and pretending to be University of Miami fans long before the 2001 season, any reason, good or bad, to wake up at 3 a.m. and call J.T. The Brick, after waiting two hours on hold, and announce to the entire country that “this 18-year-old true freshman just...
By Fernie Ruano Jr. For the love of JUICY STEAKS, BRAIN FREEZES AND STRING BIKINIS!Summer is almost over, but it’s still 95-degrees in the 305 and my “ friend” is going to honor our great country this Labor Day Weekend by wearing a red, white and blue string bikini with a ridiculous amount of stars and stripes and an even more ridiculous lack of fabric. Hell, she’s probably in it right now! ...
Tuesday, 26 August 2014
By Fernie Ruano Jr. It’s late-August, and if you’re a hardcore college football geek you’re probably in the living room right now doing cartwheels in your Florida Gators’ fleece jacket, if you’re not hatching up a last-minute strategy to sneak into Nick Saban’s office and put a special sauce in his Little Debbie snack box or mailing Urban Meyer a “Get Well’ card.However, there’s a small possibility you don’t give a shit about the Gators...
#emmys #gowns #dresses #red carpet #Hayden Panetierre #Publix #fried chicken #Lizzy Caplan # Laverne Cox #wordbyfernie LatinBeatsVibe: My 2014 Emmys experience: Drooling over Hayden, Li...: By Fernie Ruano Jr. Does getting really excited over a pregnant woman on television that looks absolutely stunning officially classif...
By Fernie Ruano Jr. Does getting really excited over a pregnant woman on television that looks absolutely stunning officially classify you as a felon, especially if you’re watching the 66th Emmys on your couch? Well, lock my ass up and mail the key to Ms. Morales, because this dude could barely chew his oatmeal cookie when short, blonde, mom-to-be, and actress Hayden Panettiere showed up on the red carpet wearing a silver (very) deep V neck gown...
Monday, 25 August 2014
By Fernie Ruano Jr. Oh, ladies…I’m here to inform you my calendar reads Aug. 25, which can only mean your man can’t wait to get home to massage his University of Miami Duke Johnson jersey and sniff his 1985 Miami Dolphins’ hanky with Dan Marino’s face on it, not ogle over your $200 French manicure and blood-red toenails.Its football season starting this weekend bitch, so you can weigh your options; if not think about pulling the plug on Mr....
Friday, 22 August 2014
By Fernie Ruano Jr. From Ft. Lauderdale to Pinecrest, I’ve covered lunch, dinner, dates, birthdays and family outings approximately 60 times over the past eight years at Anthony’s Coal Fired Pizza.I’m always in the mood for a buzzy atmosphere, sports and pizza… Did I write I love pizza? I LOVE PIZZA!I originally fell for Anthony’s Coal Fired Pizza, Anthony Bruno’s pizzeria which earlier this year opened up its 46th expansion with a location...
Thursday, 21 August 2014
By Fernie Ruano Jr. It’s almost September in the 305, which means your blunt bangs are more fuzzy than blunt by the time you start your car, little Alex is back in the classroom scribbling shit all over his new Nike t-shirt and you’re speeding to Publix at 6 p.m. to buy a $10.50 pound of Swiss cheese, while your husband is laying on the couch in his Jets’ Zubaz pants going over a Fantasy Draft chart.But c’mon, Mimi: Waving summer adios in the land...
Wednesday, 20 August 2014
By Fernie Ruano Jr. Oye mi gente: Se formó tremendo rumbón at HistoryMiami (101 W. Flagler St., 305-375-1492), adonde “American Sabor: Latinos in U.S. Popular Music”, a Smithsonian traveling exhibit featuring iconic artists such as Celia Cruz, Carlos Santana and Israel “Cachao” Lopez, spotlights each artist’s influence on the American music scene and the cultural impact they had on the cities they rose to stardom from. Celia Cruz:...
Tuesday, 19 August 2014
Monday, 18 August 2014
By Fernie Ruano Jr. There’s little about former sex symbol, mom-to-be, all-of-a-sudden cold-eyed killer and my favorite actress, Scarlett Johansson, Hollywood’s newly-minted leading lady turned chemically enhanced drug mule with super powers in Lucy, I don’t know. Stalking is illegal, so my obsessive relationship with ScarJo, who does blonde proud in her latest men-crushing role, is limited to drooling over magazines in the bookstore, fantasizing...
Thursday, 14 August 2014
By Fernie Ruano Jr. I don’t give a shit about the Los Angeles Dodgers or Oakland Athletics. But I’m rooting, openly, for a Dodgers-A’s World Series in October. The possibility of Yasiel Puig throwing out Coco Crisp from the right-field hot dog stand in Dodgers Stadium is enticing, as is a reuniting in the Fall Classic of the two franchises for the first time since 1988, a series won an improbable fashion in five games by the heavy-handed...
By Fernie Ruano Jr. It was summer of 2012 and “Gigant3s”, one of the year’s most anticipated Latin pop tours featuring Marc Anthony, Chayanne and Marco Antonio Solis, was set to begin after a week of rehearsals at AmericanAirlines Arena in Miami, Florida. But first thing was first: I received an email inviting me to attend the final rehearsal, which was sent to me less than 48 hours before the start of the tour, and laid out as a “promotional and photo opportunity” by a hurried publicist, if not one fully aware that ticket sales...
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