#weekendinmiami #weekend #Miami #marveluniverse #captainamerica #floydmayweatherjr #farmersmarket #lincolnroad wordbyfernie: Weekend in Miami: Shopping, strippers and green pe...: By Fernie Ruano Jr. It really doesn’t matter that you will be able to read the Victoria Secret’s catalog from cover to cover while yo...
Wednesday, 26 November 2014
Weekend in Miami: Shopping, strippers and green peppers
Posted on 11:22 by RAJA BABU
By Fernie Ruano Jr. It really doesn’t matter that you will be able to read the Victoria Secret’s catalog from cover to cover while you’re stuck for 20 minutes at the stoplight on NE 195th Street and Biscayne Boulevard, before you start feeling a little dizzy because the combination of the Starbucks Vanilla Latte between your legs and the remnants of the 12 Cran-vodkas you downed at last night’s Thanksgiving dinner is making you rethink the decision you made when you picked up your iPhone at 8 a.m. and caved in to your best friend’s pleads...
Tuesday, 25 November 2014
wordbyfernie: Thankful on Thanksgiving: Miami people count their...
Posted on 10:30 by RAJA BABU
#Thanksgiving #Miami #thankful #blessed #wordbyfernie: Thankful on Thanksgiving: Miami people count their...: By Fernie Ruano Jr. Imagine speed walking out of the local coffee shop with your cup of Joe in hopes of quickly getting back into you...
Thankful on Thanksgiving: Miami people count their blessings….
Posted on 10:28 by RAJA BABU
By Fernie Ruano Jr. Imagine speed walking out of the local coffee shop with your cup of Joe in hopes of quickly getting back into your car and beating the gridlock on Brickell Avenue, only to have your steps interrupted by some guy wanting to know what you’re most thankful for this time of year, after politely introducing himself?“What are you thankful for today, especially one day before Thanksgiving?”That’s the question I asked 20 people starting at 8:20 a.m. today as a half dozen of them fumbled for their car keys while trying to get away from...
Monday, 24 November 2014
wordbyfernie: Don’t sweat the ‘Fins, just eat your sandwich
Posted on 12:34 by RAJA BABU
#NFL #Miami Dolphins #Ryan Tannehill #football #wordbyfernie: Don’t sweat the ‘Fins, just eat your sandwich: By Fernie Ruano Jr. It’s Monday, and just to spit on your pastrami sandwich your favorite NFL team, the Miami Dolphins, loss another ...
Don’t sweat the ‘Fins, just eat your sandwich
Posted on 12:33 by RAJA BABU
By Fernie Ruano Jr. It’s Monday, and just to spit on your pastrami sandwich your favorite NFL team, the Miami Dolphins, loss another crucial end-of-November football game yesterday largely in part because their defense (What else?) could not get off the field in the fourth quarter, washing away a 28-17 lead entering the final 15 minutes of the game and a grip on a AFC playoff spot tighter than Kim Kardashian’s champagne glass holder before letting it slip away – the playoff spot, not Kim K’s ass.A win in Denver not only would have sprung the Dolphins...
Not cooking on Thanksgiving and live in Miami? You don’t have to be a turkey ….
Posted on 10:11 by RAJA BABU
By Fernie Ruano Jr. Most of your friends, who all watch way too much TV and therefore have been brainwashed to the point they believe their favorite supermarket will be out of turkeys and plastic cups by tomorrow morning, all lost precious sleep this weekend because they’re just consumed with leaving work early today and doing 100 on U.S. 1 in order to stand in line to pay for an overabundance of shit they’re going to wish they never bought when they wake up drunk on Friday morning to a full turkey, 11 pounds of stuffing, two pots of white rice,...
Friday, 21 November 2014
NFL PREVIEW: Forget the Heat, look for your ‘Fins Zubaz pants
Posted on 12:46 by RAJA BABU
By Fernie Ruano Jr. Let it go already! I know you still sleep in the Miami Heat boxer shorts your ex-wife bought you on your first date in 1994 and needed an extra cup of coffee this morning after waking up at 5 a.m. to watch a replay of last night’s dismantling of your favorite NBA team by the Los Angeles Clippers, and talk yourself into believing, while petting your dog, the Heat would be the fifth seed in the Eastern Conference right now if Dwyane Wade and Udonis Haslem would have played against the Clippers.But in all honesty: You should be...
Thursday, 20 November 2014
Weekend in Miami: Smell like Dan Marino, get ripped at the Miami Fine Wine & Spirits Festival and strip to Diego El Cigala
Posted on 11:24 by RAJA BABU
(Editor’s Note: You’re allowed to read on, if you’re a dude and love Miami. Remember, reading does the body good, no matter if you drive a BMW or ride a bicycle to work.) By Fernie Ruano Jr. Be honest….you have checked out at work, even though you’re staring at a stack of files on your desk so high you can barely see the coffee mug with your husband’s face on it and the hottie who sits across from you. But you’re not really worried if Juanita, who has already called the clinic three times today to complain about a merciless backache, gets her...
Wednesday, 19 November 2014
wordbyfernie: Dan Marino: Meet your favorite football player eve...
Posted on 09:45 by RAJA BABU
#hugoboss #fragrance #danmarino #miamidolphins #dadelandmall #macys #quarterback #fernie wordbyfernie: Dan Marino: Meet your favorite football player eve...: By Fernie Ruano Jr. If you became an adolescent in 1990’s Miami and love the Dolphins, chances are you still have a Dan Marino jersey tu...
Dan Marino: Meet your favorite football player ever, smell like a “Boss”
Posted on 09:42 by RAJA BABU
By Fernie Ruano Jr. If you became an adolescent in 1990’s Miami and love the Dolphins, chances are you still have a Dan Marino jersey tucked away somewhere in your closet and will probably wear it around your buddies at the bar on Sunday, if your wife didn’t trash it during her recent before-the-holidays sweep through because it’s way too small in her opinion, and you’re now 45 and have three children.But no matter what your wife says or does, Marino, the former Dolphins quarterback who provided you with enough childhood memories to last a lifetime...
Tuesday, 18 November 2014
wordbyfernie: Novecento in Brickell: Thumbs up, if it’s lunchtim...
Posted on 12:35 by RAJA BABU
wordbyfernie: Novecento in Brickell: Thumbs up, if it’s lunchtim...: By Fernie Ruano Jr. “Don’t you want an awesome lunch on the day of your birthday?” That’s the question that rolled off the tong...
Novecento in Brickell: Thumbs up, if it’s lunchtime on your birthday
Posted on 12:33 by RAJA BABU
By Fernie Ruano Jr. “Don’t you want an awesome lunch on the day of your birthday?”That’s the question that rolled off the tongue of a girlfriend as we drove south on U.S. 1 earlier today. And how can I have the heart to turn down an invitation to indulge on meat knowing a redhead in a plaid dress and flip flops would be sitting across from me for the entire lunch, even though I wasn’t entirely sold? Besides, just because my previous experiences at the now-closed Gables’ Novecento, the meat-packing bistro, had left me less than fulfilled, even though...
wordbyfernie: Stanton’s $325 million deal smells fishy
Posted on 10:30 by RAJA BABU
#giancarlostanton #miamimarlins #newdeal #jeffreyloria #wordbyferniewordbyfernie: Stanton’s $325 million deal smells fishy: By Fernie Ruano Jr. Have you ever been involved with a significant other who always found a way to get another chance out of you, bec...
Stanton’s $325 million deal smells fishy
Posted on 10:28 by RAJA BABU
By Fernie Ruano Jr. Have you ever been involved with a significant other who always found a way to get another chance out of you, because no matter what he/she did to you they would convince you “this time would be different”? That’s the first thing I thought of when word came down yesterday that the Miami Marlins – yes, the Miami Marlins – had officially inked star right fielder Giancarlo Stanton to a 13-year/$325 million, the largest contract ever in U.S. sports history. It’s unquestionably great news for the 25-year-old Stanton, one of the...
Monday, 17 November 2014
wordbyfernie: Miami: Food at the stadiums/arenas
Posted on 12:58 by RAJA BABU
#Miami #food #stadiums #arenas #kansascity #wordbyfernie wordbyfernie: Miami: Food at the stadiums/arenas: By Fernie Ruano Jr. With a recently-released report on ESPN’s “Outside the Lines”, which centered on a concessions company manager th...
Miami: Food at the stadiums/arenas
Posted on 12:55 by RAJA BABU
By Fernie Ruano Jr. With a recently-released report on ESPN’s “Outside the Lines”, which centered on a concessions company manager that serves Arrowhead Stadium and Kaufman Stadium detailing food violations at both stadiums, including the World Series, Royals fans are probably all asking themselves the same question today: “Why didn’t we send Pablo “Panda” Sandoval a menu?”That’s if, they didn’t eat from the food stands, which made up for 20 of the 37 food violations found by inspectors of the Kansas City Health Department after being made aware...
Blow me: Sneaking up on 44 with gusto
Posted on 11:23 by RAJA BABU
By Fernie Ruano Jr. Whether it’s a fellow runner keeping pace with me at Kennedy Park, an old high school hottie across from me at Barnes & Nobles in Coral Gables or a girlfriend standing in line with me at Starbucks, I’m routinely asked the same question over and over again: “What do you do to stay looking so young?”And before I can answer the question, it is usually followed up with an array of exclamatory compliments ranging from “My God, you don’t age!” to “If I wasn’t married, you would be my best friend!”No joke. And each one of the compliments,...
David’s Café: Longtime Cuban eatery on South Beach is coming back…
Posted on 09:44 by RAJA BABU
By Fernie Ruano Jr. The foamy and creamy café con leches; The Swiss cheese dripping on your chewy-Cuban sandwiches; the lemony black beans over a bed of steamy white rice. If you were a mid-90’s club hopper in South Beach and/or happened to live amongst late-night revolvers, statuesque European models and wide-eyed tourists wearing floppy hats you too probably spent a few bucks in hopes of killing a buzz, not to mention going home to your wife, at David’s Café, the longtime carb-powered Cuban eatery which earlier this year closed shop...
Friday, 14 November 2014
wordbyfernie: Kim Kardashian West: Just another smart woman with...
Posted on 11:51 by RAJA BABU
#kimk #kimkardashian #ass #paper #fernie wordbyfernie: Kim Kardashian West: Just another smart woman with...: By Fernie Ruano Jr. BREAKING NEWS: The Internet is still working! Go and try it! If you Google search the word “ass” right no...
Kim Kardashian West: Just another smart woman with a big heart….
Posted on 11:48 by RAJA BABU
By Fernie Ruano Jr. BREAKING NEWS: The Internet is still working!Go and try it! If you Google search the word “ass” right now the first thing which pops up is Lorde’s clarification that she has no problem with Kim Kardashian West’s ass, immediately followed by a tale of the tape courtesy of TMZ breaking down…you guessed it: Kim K’s ass; and it’s so big “it’s definitely motivational” according to sister Khloe and approximately 18.3 million of Kim’s Twitter followers who apparently have never seen a naked woman; Or are shocked that a really...
Thursday, 13 November 2014
wordbyfernie: Weekend in Miami: Chillin’ at Hush Bar & Lounge, p...
Posted on 12:15 by RAJA BABU
#weekend #Miami #bar #parade #river #Miami #books #fernieruanojr. wordbyfernie: Weekend in Miami: Chillin’ at Hush Bar & Lounge, p...: By Fernie Ruano Jr. If you’re reading this right now you have no reason to feel guilty about playing sick so you can leave work ea...
Weekend in Miami: Chillin’ at Hush Bar & Lounge, popping balloons by the river and getting your literacy on ….
Posted on 12:11 by RAJA BABU
By Fernie Ruano Jr. If you’re reading this right now you have no reason to feel guilty about playing sick so you can leave work early because you attended a football game last night and your favorite professional team WON! And you have a serious headache because you drank heavily and don't remember much from the Dolphins' 22-9 victory over the Bills. That's if, you're not sending me really nasty messages because I picked the Bills to defeat the Dolphins in this very space earlier this week.But who gives a SHIT about my prediction or what you...
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