Kim Kardashian West: Just another smart woman with a big heart….

By Fernie Ruano Jr.

BREAKING NEWS: The Internet is still working!

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 If you Google search the word “ass” right now the first thing which pops up is Lorde’s clarification that she has no problem with Kim Kardashian West’s ass, immediately followed by a tale of the tape courtesy of TMZ breaking down…you guessed it: Kim K’s ass; and it’s so big “it’s definitely motivational” according to sister Khloe and approximately 18.3 million of Kim’s Twitter followers who apparently have never seen a naked woman; Or are shocked that a really smart business woman would have the courage to balance a champagne glass on her oiled up ass, among other things, in a glossy magazine for the world to see before the holidays because she has a book littered with selfies – yes, SELFIES! -to sell in the coming months.

Now, isn’t that smart. A woman you can’t get away from even if you stood at your favorite supermarket’s checkout line blindfolded, destroyed your plasma with a hammer when you get home tonight and or don’t turn on your cellphone for the next six hours partially came up with the idea of showing you her plump breasts and shaved vagina with the sole purpose of getting you to open your wallet.

And you can’t stand her, especially if you’re a woman, because she only has small ears, hands and feet, and that’s it, and you’re probably going to buy the magazine and murmur “That bitch!” underneath your breath while you flip through the photo spread and try not to spill your coffee, if you haven’t interrupted the project you need to finish by 5 p.m. already to see the pictures.

http://www.papermag.com/2014/11/kim_kardashian_paper_jean_paul_goude.php

C’mon on: You’re a woman! Still can’t stand her?

Well, just in case you sat in your chair motionless for 45 minutes staring at Kim’s amazing body and didn’t read the article you failed to learn “she’s more beautiful in person” according to the writer, who interviewed the “Biggest K” of them all at the Polo Lounge in Beverly Hills, has meetings regularly to discuss wardrobe fittings and photo shoots, digs passion fruit iced tea and is obsessed with pound cake. And wouldn’t you know it, comes across as a likable human being with a soft side ( Sorry) after granting a young girl’s request to take… a selfie.

Not sick, yet? Here are 5 other things we learned about Kim K….

1. She spends two hours on hair and makeup daily.
2. She works out at 5 a.m.
3. She doesn’t care about paparazzi.
4. She uses Equal.
5. The famous K’s ever are launching a collection of skin care and styling products in 2015.

 

Almost coincidentally after reading the article, one in which I found Kardashian to be unapologetic and likeable, I listened to TNT Inside the NBA co-host and former basketball player Charles Barkley opine on Derick Rose’s comments earlier this week that he was going to do everything possible to save his knees for life after basketball, even if it means holding back on the court, by saying he wouldn’t trade his life for anything, regardless if he now walks hunched over and with a limp.

The reason, why? Barkley goes home to a “mansion, big old car in the garage and maids” every night. And that’s the same way I feel about Kardashian: She wouldn’t change a thing, whether you like it or not.

And I applaud her for it.

Do you want to know more about this 305-reeking, beach-bumming, Cuban food-obsessed dude? Well, then.. You can connect with Fernie @wordbyfernie (Twitter) and Fernie Ruano (Facebook). Who knows? If he really likes you, he might even give you his email.