#manningvsbrady #nfl #pregnantwife #wordbyfernie wordbyfernie: “But honey, it’s Manning vs. Brady....”: By Fernie Ruano Jr. If you’re flipping a football in the air and wearing your favorite NFL team’s boxer shorts dotted with chocolate ...
Friday, 31 October 2014
“But honey, it’s Manning vs. Brady....”
Posted on 12:39 by RAJA BABU
By Fernie Ruano Jr. If you’re flipping a football in the air and wearing your favorite NFL team’s boxer shorts dotted with chocolate ice cream and oatmeal raisin cookie crumbs when you make a turn for your bedroom at approximately 11:15 p.m. each night you’re probably a huge fan and therefore might have heard the Denver Broncos (6-1) are visiting the New England Patriots (6-2) on Sunday – that’s at 4:25 p.m. on CBS unless you’re fortunate to have a ticket and will be scarfing down a $9 “value” meal from the McDonald’s stands – in this week’s installment...
Thursday, 30 October 2014
wordbyfernie: Weekend in Miami: Don’t stay home spraying snot al...
Posted on 12:10 by RAJA BABU
#Halloween #weekendinmiami #Miami #coconutgrove #Miami Dolphins #San Diego Chargers #wordbyfernie wordbyfernie: Weekend in Miami: Don’t stay home spraying snot al...: By Fernie Ruano Jr. We’re thisclose to November, you know when the girl who sat next to you in shorthand class in 1989 and the...
Weekend in Miami: Don’t stay home spraying snot all over your high school yearbook
Posted on 12:06 by RAJA BABU
By Fernie Ruano Jr. We’re thisclose to November, you know when the girl who sat next to you in shorthand class in 1989 and the same girl you wanted so bad you would start stuttering around all your friends, while standing by the lockers in the hallway as soon as you saw her walking by, decides it’s a great time of the year to call you because the holiday season is coming up on her so fast she can smell it on the Victoria Secret’s thong she wore to the office this morning. And all her friends, including her best friend who is married with four...
Wednesday, 29 October 2014
It’s the first date, so get a little crazy….
Posted on 12:05 by RAJA BABU
By Fernie Ruano Jr. Not every first date in Miami can possibly begin with you digging your teeth into a $23 piece of bread at some ritzy steakhouse on the southern point of South Beach and end with your tongue inside some hairy-blonde dude’s throat on a rented boat swaying off of Biscayne Bay, if not in the backseat of a black limo with your pink Victoria Secret’s thong down by your ankles and you feeling really, really good.Let’s be REAL: Aside from having to call your roommate at 3 a.m. for bail money or having your pocket book – or wallet –...
It’s the first date, so get a little crazy….
Posted on 12:03 by RAJA BABU
By Fernie Ruano Jr. Not every first date in Miami can possibly begin with you digging your teeth into a $23 piece of bread at some ritzy steakhouse on the southern point of South Beach and end with your tongue inside some hairy-blonde dude’s throat on a rented boat swaying off of Biscayne Bay, if not in the backseat of a black limo with your pink Victoria Secret’s thong down by your ankles and you feeling really, really good.Let’s be REAL: Aside from having to call your roommate at 3 a.m. for bail money or having your pocket book – or wallet...
It’s the first date, so get a little crazy….
Posted on 12:03 by RAJA BABU
By Fernie Ruano Jr. Not every first date in Miami can possibly begin with you digging your teeth into a $23 piece of bread at some ritzy steakhouse on the southern point of South Beach and end with your tongue inside some hairy-blonde dude’s throat on a rented boat swaying off of Biscayne Bay, if not in the backseat of a black limo with your pink Victoria Secret’s thong down by your ankles and you feeling really, really good.Let’s be REAL: Aside from having to call your roommate at 3 a.m. for bail money or having your pocket book – or wallet...
wordbyfernie: Game 7 of the World Series: There’s nothing like i...
Posted on 09:52 by RAJA BABU
#game7 #worldseries #giants #royals #fernie wordbyfernie: Game 7 of the World Series: There’s nothing like i...: By Fernie Ruano Jr. What baseball-obsessed kid, his feet buried in a long patch of grass, an aluminum bat resting on his tiny shoulde...
Game 7 of the World Series: There’s nothing like it
Posted on 09:48 by RAJA BABU
By Fernie Ruano Jr. What baseball-obsessed kid, his feet buried in a long patch of grass, an aluminum bat resting on his tiny shoulder and a mesh cap from [fill in the optimist] league tilted to one side of his bushy-haired head, hasn’t created the scenario in the backyard before his dad throws him the last pitch because it’s 7:30 p.m. and getting dark, and he’s exhausted from another long day at work: Running around in circles with the glee of a freckled 7-year-old with an occasional interruption to hug anybody that comes within arm’s length of...
Monday, 27 October 2014
wordbyfernie: Dead or alive: Cole Lockhart , Tom Brady and the ...
Posted on 12:53 by RAJA BABU
#deadoralive #theaffair #tom brady #kansascityroyals #wordbyfernie wordbyfernie: Dead or alive: Cole Lockhart , Tom Brady and the ...: By Fernie Ruano Jr. Who killed Cole Lockhart? That’s probably the only question you’re consumed with today in between an extra cup...
Dead or alive: Cole Lockhart , Tom Brady and the Royals
Posted on 12:51 by RAJA BABU
By Fernie Ruano Jr. Who killed Cole Lockhart?That’s probably the only question you’re consumed with today in between an extra cup of coffee or two, if you’ve invested the 10-11 p.m. timeslot the past three Sundays to the “The Affair”, Showtime’s melodrama series centered around an unfulfilled writer and grief-stricken waitress – both of them whom are married, but forging ahead with an unfaithful splash of bliss even if it’s an outside shower of the house she shares with her husband or in the small-town library just blocks away from the writer’s...
wordbyfernie: Getting to know her: My favorite spots for a casua...
Posted on 11:05 by RAJA BABU
wordbyfernie: Getting to know her: My favorite spots for a casua...: By Fernie Ruano Jr. Admit it; you’ve done your homework. You know she pulls into the Starbucks on Miracle Mile at 7:30 a.m. every da...
wordbyfernie: Friendly-encounter in the morning: This time I did...
Posted on 10:48 by RAJA BABU
#friendlyencounter #coffee #brunette #county #wordbyfernie: Friendly-encounter in the morning: This time I did...: By Fernie Ruano Jr. “Would you mind if I sit here?” That’s the question a hurried brunette, her brown expressive eyes da...
Friendly-encounter in the morning: This time I did plenty of listening
Posted on 10:45 by RAJA BABU
By Fernie Ruano Jr. “Would you mind if I sit here?” That’s the question a hurried brunette, her brown expressive eyes dancing behind a big smile while she cradled a cup of coffee and oatmeal with her right forearm, asked me at approximately 9:25 a.m. last Friday as a peeked over my computer screen at a table of a buzzy-downtown Miami food court. Standing so close to me I could smell the wetness of the cream trench coat she was wearing, I extended the unoccupied chair next to me before answering, “No, not at all; my pleasure.”, and helped her...
Friday, 24 October 2014
wordbyfernie: If Renee really loved herself and LeBron dug his h...
Posted on 12:59 by RAJA BABU
#nbapreview #whatif #wordbyfernie #fernieruanojrwordbyfernie: If Renee really loved herself and LeBron dug his h...: By Fernie Ruano Jr. If. It’s one of the tiniest words in that red, 25-pound Webster dictionary that’s been lying flat on its ba...
If Renee really loved herself and LeBron dug his hairline…
Posted on 12:56 by RAJA BABU
By Fernie Ruano Jr. If. It’s one of the tiniest words in that red, 25-pound Webster dictionary that’s been lying flat on its back in the bookshelf of your bedroom closet since 2003; it’s also one of the most powerful words in the English language and one defined on condition and predicted on a supposition or a qualification. It hinges on happiness, sorrow, regret and loss. It is filled with endless possibilities that can lead to drastic changes. Don’t believe it? Take a look around you. Just this week, we learned Renee Zellweger was...
wordbyfernie: Weekend in Miami: “Mommy, my teacher says…”
Posted on 08:01 by RAJA BABU
#weekend #Miami #Pitbull #Enrique Iglesias #Oprah Winfrey #Tobacco Road #mask #teacher #wordbyfernie wordbyfernie: Weekend in Miami: “Mommy, my teacher says…”: By Fernie Ruano Jr. “Mommy, my teacher says I really, really need the mask to walk in the Halloween parade next week.” – ...
Thursday, 23 October 2014
wordbyfernie: Weekend in Miami: “Mommy, my teacher says…”
Posted on 12:32 by RAJA BABU
#Miami #weekend #Enriqueiglesias #Pitbull #Oprah #wordbyfernie wordbyfernie: Weekend in Miami: “Mommy, my teacher says…”: By Fernie Ruano Jr. “Mommy, my teacher says I really, really need the mask to walk in the Halloween parade next week.” – A ...
Weekend in Miami: “Mommy, my teacher says…”
Posted on 12:27 by RAJA BABU
By Fernie Ruano Jr.“Mommy, my teacher says I really, really need the mask to walk in the Halloween parade next week.” – A 6-year-old in the passenger seat of a BMW doing 85 on I-95 right this very second.What blonde single-mom with blunt bangs and artificial green eyes to die for and pear-shaped breasts so perky that a plastic surgeon drowned this morning surrounded by mojitos in Cabos San Lucas, would have the nerve – or face – to put her boyfriend on hold after smiling at the guy on the motorcycle that just cut her off and turn to her child...
Tuesday, 21 October 2014
wordbyfernie: Un batido de mamey: Rich and sweet piece of heaven...
Posted on 12:11 by RAJA BABU
#batidodemamey #Cuban #Miami #wordbyfernie wordbyfernie: Un batido de mamey: Rich and sweet piece of heaven...: By Fernie Ruano Jr. You just finished an 8-mile run along the water with your girlfriend, but you’re in the mood to CHEAT so bad you ...
Un batido de mamey: Rich and sweet piece of heaven
Posted on 12:10 by RAJA BABU
By Fernie Ruano Jr. You just finished an 8-mile run along the water with your girlfriend, but you’re in the mood to CHEAT so bad you literally have to wipe away a speck of droll from your mouth with your right index finger because you can taste the rich and sweet texture of your favorite tropical fruit, and the same one your Cuban mommy would bring home in pints of ice cream on weekends, when your girl snaps her fingers in front of your face and ask, “What about un batido de Mamey?”“Did you just say un batido de Mamey?” you ask as the seven cars...
wordbyfernie: Happy Birthday: Celia Cruz
Posted on 10:05 by RAJA BABU
#Celia Cruz #Happy Birthday #wordbyfernie wordbyfernie: Happy Birthday: Celia Cruz: By Fernie Ruano Jr. The crosswalk signal must have changed 15 times. I didn’t move. I couldn’t move. They’re was Cuban flags eve...
Happy Birthday: Celia Cruz
Posted on 10:03 by RAJA BABU
By Fernie Ruano Jr. The crosswalk signal must have changed 15 times. I didn’t move. I couldn’t move.They’re was Cuban flags everywhere; traffic on Biscayne Boulevard was backed up for miles. Just steps from the Freedom Tower, I had arrived in downtown Miami – along with tens of thousands of mourners – to pay tribute to “La Reina” Celia Cruz, who had succumbed to cancer days earlier.I was surrounded by black limousines, VIP’s in black suits, black dresses and shiny shoes, and most of whom I knew. And strangers, total strangers, trying to make...
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