What makes a woman sexy, in my eyes?

By Fernie Ruano Jr.

“You really think she’s sexy?”

 Yes.

“Dios mio Fernie, look at her again! Do you really think that woman is sexy?”

Yes!  Now, please let me go and I’ll call you after the show is over. In fact: It’s almost over, since you’ve been asking me the same question for 15 minutes!

Those are the five printable messages of a “text war” that erupted between a girlfriend and me at approximately 10:25 p.m. Sunday as I desperately, and unsuccessfully, tried to convey that watching the season premiere of “The Affair”, Showtime’s new domestic drama series, and drooling to Alison (Ruth Wilson) was way more important than “arguing” about a very tired subject: What makes a woman sexy?

What makes a woman sexy? What makes a woman sexy? What makes a woman sexy? She texted me the same question so many times the next time I looked up it was 12:15 a.m., I was still awake and thinking about one thing: What makes a woman sexy? And guess what the first text message on my phone was at 6:35 a.m. on Monday, courtesy of my girlfriend: So…What makes a woman sexy?

Well, I’ll tell you what makes a woman sexy – at least through my eyes. And remember we don’t all have the same type vision or taste.

BEAUTIFUL NAILS:  I love shiny, polished nails on a woman. Whether it’s a manicure or pedicure – or both – it speaks volumes about a woman’s creativeness and sensuality. It’s also extremely hot to have a woman’s blood-red finger nails caressing your skin. And to see her toes fully exposed, especially those of a woman you’re really into is so fu#$^&* .... It’s definitely a turn on.

(WEARING) MY DRESS SHIRT: What man has never envisioned a woman he really likes in the kitchen - the morning after - wearing nothing except a white button-down? ; His white button-down.  A woman wearing a piece of my clothing just elevates the excitement a few notches. And if you didn’t leave your dress shirt at her house last night, the boxer shorts and white undershirt you forgot over the weekend will work as well.

DEAD STARE/SEDUCTIVE GAZE:  Tell me you haven’t been sitting across the table from a woman and caught her beautiful green eyes making direct contact with you before slowly looking away? Or giving you that dead stare with a slight smile? Many times there’s nothing sexual to it, just daring and confident. It’s also fun and alluring. And a strong indicator that the woman staring back at you is confident as f…..

WHITE T-SHIRTS: The curves of a woman’s shoulders and bustline are my favorite parts of a woman’s body. That’s why I tend to favor the fitted-tee and jeans look. It’s casual, reeks of a no-frills attitude and is extremely sexy. At least in my opinion it is.

BEDHEAD HAIR: Most men probably couldn’t care about a woman that turns over to talk to you in bed while still half asleep and her face is shrouded by her hair. Again it speaks volumes of a woman that can fold her legs underneath the sheets and ruffle her tangled mane of blonde hair while uttering, “Good morning...” And that's sexy.

FLIP FLOPS: C’mon dude: You’re not a man with a pulse if you don’t think a woman in flip flops is hot, especially one with a fresh pedicure. You know like blood-red or fuchsia orange. Bam!

Do you want to know more about this 305-reeking, beach-bumming, Cuban food-obsessed dude? Well, then.. You can connect with Fernie @wordbyfernie (Twitter) and Fernie Ruano (Facebook) and visit http://www.latinbeatsvibe.blogspot.com. Who knows? If he really likes you, he might even give you his email.