By Fernie Ruano Jr.
I have to admit: I will eternally be envious of Jay-Z, especially on a day like today.
Just think about it, dude. The rich music producer/mogul, and sometimes singer, is in all likelihood out in the middle of the ocean with Beyoncé 'FREAKING!' Knowles, while you and I , both, are on our way to home, speeding I might add, to watch Thursday Night Football and eat a lot of ice cream.
And Jay-Z and Beyoncé must be catching quite a wave, because American singer, actress, songwriter, Houston-born and bootylicious mommy Beyoncé Giselle Knowles Carter is celebrating her 33rd birthday today.
I can live without being fed anymore of her 'modern-day' feminist menu, which comes complete with syrupy songs of love, relationships and monogamy.
But let's be real: Beyoncé can move, can move a crowd, especially a crowd of young hipsters, and can move a lot of brands with her name, signature and face on them. It's been 16 years already and ALL Beyoncé has done is collect 17 Grammy Awards and sold over 75 million records, BY HERSELF bitch!
So, blow them out "B". And keep moving, because you move.. so well.
Happy Birthday, Beyoncé!
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