(Editor’s Note: The woman who turned down your Starbucks invitation after eating $80 worth of sushi on a 22-minute lunch date doesn’t count.)
By Fernie Ruano Jr.
Do you know of any fully-functional human being - you know with a mouth and tongue - that would actually turn down FREE COFFEE, after sitting by their alarm clock all weekend praying for the sun to christen a brand new Monday morning?
Monday morning? Who in the world would be waiting for Monday morning?
Well, just wait until Monday, September 29, when it’s National Coffee Day all over this great country and some of our biggest and oldest fast food and donut suppliers will be warming your heart – and pocket – by handing out millions and millions of free cups of coffee.
That’s right! Come Monday, September 29, you will be able to get in your car and go get FREE COFFEE at Dunkin Donuts, McDonald’s or Krispy Kreme, all celebrating National Coffee Day with quite a hot deal: free coffee.
Dunkin Donuts: Stop by any participating Dunkin Donuts on September 29 and you will receive a free medium cup of their new dark roast coffee (WARNING: If you want iced coffee it’s not included in the deal). In addition, from September 30 – October 5 you can get a medium cup of hot dark roast for only 99 cents.
Krispy Kreme: On Monday, September 29 – Did I say that already? – you can get a free 12-ounce cup of free decaf or dark roast coffee. Want to step it up? For a $1, you can get a 12-ounce mocha; latte or iced coffee.
McDonald’s: Hell, you don’t want to wait until Monday, September 29 to get a free cup of coffee. From like right now through Monday, September 29 you can get a free small McCafe coffee at participating restaurants.
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